1 00:00:49,825 --> 00:00:53,412 These photographs of me were taken when I was 21 years old. 2 00:00:53,495 --> 00:00:57,458 They were shot on Plus X with a 105-millimeter lens on an Nikon F-2, 3 00:00:57,499 --> 00:01:00,586 developed normal, two stops overexposed. 4 00:01:01,879 --> 00:01:03,797 I like this one a lot. 5 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:09,344 The F-2 was lost forever to a pawn shop in Los Angeles four years ago. 6 00:01:09,428 --> 00:01:12,347 The photographer lived in San Francisco up until last week. 7 00:01:13,932 --> 00:01:16,518 He was the worst man I ever met. 8 00:01:16,602 --> 00:01:19,313 Or maybe the best. I'm still not sure. 9 00:01:20,689 --> 00:01:23,150 If you're supposed to learn from your mistakes, 10 00:01:23,192 --> 00:01:26,320 then he was the best mistake I ever made. 11 00:01:26,403 --> 00:01:29,323 He was my most spectacular and cherished fuckup, 12 00:01:29,406 --> 00:01:31,325 and I was his Guinevere, 13 00:01:31,408 --> 00:01:33,327 whatever that means. 14 00:02:55,117 --> 00:02:57,578 15 00:02:57,619 --> 00:03:01,331 little coquette 16 00:03:04,042 --> 00:03:06,545 17 00:03:06,628 --> 00:03:08,589 Harper, you look wonderful. 18 00:03:08,630 --> 00:03:11,592 - Isn't your sister a beautiful bride? - She really is. 19 00:03:11,633 --> 00:03:14,595 Now, did I hear correctly? Harvard law in the fall? 20 00:03:14,636 --> 00:03:18,098 - That's right, yeah. - We have to talk. I'm an alum, you know. 21 00:03:18,140 --> 00:03:20,225 Harper, congrats. I just heard about Harvard. 22 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:22,227 Our John's in law school there. 23 00:03:26,732 --> 00:03:29,276 - Hey, weren't you engaged toJeremy? - 24 00:03:29,359 --> 00:03:33,989 - like I fell in love with you - You were, weren't you? 25 00:03:35,699 --> 00:03:38,786 26 00:03:38,869 --> 00:03:42,998 27 00:03:43,082 --> 00:03:46,376 you're all alone 28 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:48,962 29 00:03:51,423 --> 00:03:54,176 30 00:03:54,259 --> 00:03:56,178 31 00:04:01,433 --> 00:04:03,352 - Sorry. - That's all right. 32 00:04:10,025 --> 00:04:12,986 You gonna stop hiding in here anytime soon? 33 00:04:13,028 --> 00:04:14,988 I'm not hiding. 34 00:04:15,030 --> 00:04:17,991 Your father and sister have been upstairs forever. 35 00:04:18,033 --> 00:04:21,495 - I cannot believe they'd pull this Oedipal crap today. - What do you want me to do? 36 00:04:21,537 --> 00:04:23,497 We have 300 fucking guests here. 37 00:04:23,539 --> 00:04:26,792 Just tell them to knock off the Greek tragedy and get their asses down here. 38 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:28,419 And I can't find the photographer. Find them. 39 00:04:33,257 --> 00:04:35,300 Could you knock? 40 00:04:35,384 --> 00:04:38,846 I did. Mom is freaking out down there. 41 00:04:38,887 --> 00:04:41,140 Is she crying? 42 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:43,350 No, she feels fat. 43 00:04:43,434 --> 00:04:45,352 Sue, you're not fat. 44 00:04:47,438 --> 00:04:49,857 Oh. What's so funny? 45 00:04:49,940 --> 00:04:52,359 It's nothing. 46 00:04:52,443 --> 00:04:55,863 - It's nothing. 47 00:04:55,946 --> 00:04:59,324 I told them no one goes to Paris in August. Everything's closed. 48 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:03,328 But they're young and dumb. They don't care about the Musee Picasso anyway. 49 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:05,330 Excuse me. Well? 50 00:05:05,372 --> 00:05:07,666 Yeah. 51 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:11,003 Excuse me. Have you seen the wedding photographer? 52 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:13,005 H-Have you seen the wedding photographer? 53 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:16,008 - Sorry. Canape? - Thank you. 54 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:25,184 Damn it. 55 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:30,189 Fuck you. Fuck you. It's my life. 56 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:32,608 Fuck you. Fuck you. I don't care. 57 00:05:32,691 --> 00:05:34,610 - Fuck you -- - I know that song. 58 00:05:34,693 --> 00:05:37,529 Ever try singing it really loud? 59 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:42,743 No. 60 00:05:42,826 --> 00:05:44,912 You should do it sometime. 61 00:05:44,995 --> 00:05:47,414 Opens up all kinds of possibilities. 62 00:05:48,665 --> 00:05:50,709 Having trouble with that? 63 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:54,213 - My thumbs are too small. - Let me see. 64 00:05:57,216 --> 00:05:59,593 Tiny. 65 00:06:08,018 --> 00:06:09,937 There you go, Guinevere. 66 00:06:11,021 --> 00:06:12,940 My name's Harper. 67 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:14,817 I'm Connie. 68 00:06:22,074 --> 00:06:24,952 That's tricky with champagne. 69 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:27,955 Maybe you'd, uh, prefer a little of this? 70 00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:31,083 I'm usually not much of a drinker. 71 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:34,128 No, neither am I. 72 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:37,214 You're the wedding photographer. 73 00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:39,216 Today I'm a wedding photographer. 74 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:42,219 It's a transformation that only seems to occur when the rent is due. 75 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:45,722 Suddenly I find myself in a Pacific Heights mansion wearing a secondhand tux, 76 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:47,724 surrounded by women in chiffon. 77 00:06:49,143 --> 00:06:51,562 Um... 78 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:54,231 maybe -- maybe this sounds rude -- 79 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:58,694 - Would it be possible for you not to take my picture? - Why? 80 00:06:59,778 --> 00:07:02,072 I don't like to be looked at. 81 00:07:03,157 --> 00:07:05,701 It's a little late for that. 82 00:07:10,289 --> 00:07:14,960 Good. Mrs. Sloane, could I ask you to move in slightly, please? Thank you. 83 00:07:15,043 --> 00:07:18,297 Bride, turn your body slightly in for me. 84 00:07:18,380 --> 00:07:20,382 Mm-hmm. A little more. That's great. 85 00:07:20,466 --> 00:07:24,553 And can I ask the bridesmaid to move to her right? 86 00:07:24,636 --> 00:07:26,472 Mm-hmm. 87 00:07:26,555 --> 00:07:28,182 A little more. 88 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:32,686 Another inch. 89 00:07:36,523 --> 00:07:38,150 Perfect. 90 00:07:38,233 --> 00:07:41,361 - Looking this way.- 91 00:07:41,445 --> 00:07:43,363 Come on, smile. 92 00:07:45,824 --> 00:07:48,160 One more. 93 00:07:49,244 --> 00:07:51,205 - Here we go. 94 00:08:26,824 --> 00:08:29,743 Fine, I'll stop screaming.Just say something! 95 00:08:29,827 --> 00:08:32,246 I've been talking to you for hours! 96 00:08:32,287 --> 00:08:34,248 You're not talking! That's the point! 97 00:08:34,289 --> 00:08:36,667 - You're breaking fucking plates! - I don't understand! 98 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,669 - You don't listen. - I'm listening! 99 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:41,171 Let's talk about this calmly. 100 00:08:41,255 --> 00:08:44,800 Why do you always whisper? You always whisper! 101 00:08:44,883 --> 00:08:47,803 - Does that make you smarter or something? - No, it means I'm holding back. 102 00:08:47,886 --> 00:08:50,556 - You're a bastard! - Please don't hurt the photographs! 103 00:08:50,639 --> 00:08:55,561 - Oh, I'm so sorry I fucked with the fucking photographs! - What are you doing? Please -- 104 00:08:55,602 --> 00:08:57,563 Damn you! 105 00:09:00,566 --> 00:09:02,985 - I hate you. - No, you don't. 106 00:09:04,153 --> 00:09:07,740 What we need to do is sit down and talk. 107 00:09:07,823 --> 00:09:10,409 No. No! 108 00:09:10,492 --> 00:09:12,745 Please. Please. 109 00:09:18,876 --> 00:09:21,795 Hi. 110 00:09:28,302 --> 00:09:30,220 You're incredible. 111 00:09:31,638 --> 00:09:34,600 Uh, I just came to pick up the wedding -- 112 00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:37,603 Go in and wait. I'll be right back. 113 00:10:00,542 --> 00:10:03,629 Sorry about that. 114 00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:07,132 We work together, and she can be a bit unstable at times. 115 00:10:10,636 --> 00:10:13,555 It's just that when people act irrational, 116 00:10:13,639 --> 00:10:16,350 it always comes as a bit of a shock. 117 00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:19,686 - Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. - Do ya? 118 00:10:25,359 --> 00:10:27,820 - I really should come back another time. - No. 119 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:30,030 I'm glad you're here. 120 00:10:30,114 --> 00:10:32,866 Let's have a drink. Hmm? 121 00:10:32,950 --> 00:10:35,244 This is, uh -- 122 00:10:35,327 --> 00:10:38,080 This is beautiful. 123 00:10:38,163 --> 00:10:40,082 Think that's a good one? 124 00:10:40,165 --> 00:10:42,334 Yeah. 125 00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:45,212 I mean, I'm not -- I'm not an expert. 126 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:52,344 - Which print is better? - You're asking me? 127 00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:56,181 They look exactly the same. I mean, I wouldn't know how to tell. 128 00:10:56,265 --> 00:10:59,351 Just go with your gut feeling. Like, boom -- That one. 129 00:10:59,435 --> 00:11:03,897 No, no, no, I'm really not good at -- 130 00:11:03,981 --> 00:11:07,443 Take a beat, go away for a second and look back. 131 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:17,578 - That one. - That one? 132 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,873 - You sure? - No. 133 00:11:24,418 --> 00:11:26,628 Absolutely not. 134 00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:31,216 Well, maybe you're right. 135 00:11:35,512 --> 00:11:39,141 Spent two days printing these, then I couldn't decide which ones to hang at my show. 136 00:11:39,224 --> 00:11:41,643 - You've got a good eye. - Me? No. 137 00:11:41,727 --> 00:11:45,773 My family, none of us can do anything except doodle on legal pads. 138 00:11:45,856 --> 00:11:48,275 That's right. You're going to law school. 139 00:11:48,358 --> 00:11:50,402 You heard. 140 00:11:50,486 --> 00:11:52,613 - Have they cashed your tuition check yet? - No. 141 00:11:52,696 --> 00:11:55,074 I mean, I don't think so. Why? 142 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,327 I don't think you really wanna go. 143 00:11:58,410 --> 00:12:00,662 What makes you say -- 144 00:12:00,746 --> 00:12:03,665 - Oh, God! - Don't worry. I've got another bottle. 145 00:12:03,749 --> 00:12:06,919 - I always fuck everything up. - Do you really? 146 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,004 That's wonderful. 147 00:12:10,255 --> 00:12:12,424 I ruined your pictures. 148 00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:15,344 This'll wash off. Don't worry about it. 149 00:12:15,427 --> 00:12:18,180 You've actually improved this. It's never looked better. 150 00:12:18,263 --> 00:12:21,683 - Look at that. It's extraordinary! - I'm really sorry. 151 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:28,273 That's great. 152 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:31,777 Look at Aunt Margaret. What a cow. 153 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,779 I look incredible there. 154 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:37,783 Hmm. That's odd. Harper, you're -- you're not here. 155 00:12:40,661 --> 00:12:42,830 In any of these. Harper,you -- 156 00:12:42,913 --> 00:12:46,834 But you were there. You were right there. 157 00:12:46,917 --> 00:12:48,836 Wait a minute. 158 00:12:50,254 --> 00:12:52,172 Check this out. 159 00:12:54,466 --> 00:12:56,385 Oh, my. 160 00:12:56,468 --> 00:12:58,303 Let me see. 161 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,349 Uh -- 162 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:05,644 It's a nice picture. 163 00:13:05,686 --> 00:13:09,648 But he didn't even get your name right. Look on the back. 164 00:13:15,696 --> 00:13:17,990 What was his place like? 165 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,993 Uh, it was just a place. 166 00:13:24,413 --> 00:13:26,707 Mmm. 167 00:13:50,731 --> 00:13:53,901 He told everyone he had the absolute right to exclusively license... 168 00:13:53,984 --> 00:13:55,903 the design to their company. 169 00:13:55,986 --> 00:13:58,739 - Of course he's clearly liable. - I disagree. 170 00:13:58,822 --> 00:14:01,075 The statute explicitly requires intent to mislead. 171 00:14:01,158 --> 00:14:03,494 Exactly. Which you could easily prove. 172 00:14:04,745 --> 00:14:06,038 Dad's right. 173 00:14:06,121 --> 00:14:10,084 Really, Susan? You agree with your father? 174 00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:11,710 I'm shocked. 175 00:14:11,794 --> 00:14:15,380 We're talking about the law. There's objective truth here. 176 00:14:15,464 --> 00:14:18,300 It's not about choosing sides. 177 00:14:19,384 --> 00:14:21,220 Thank you. I stand corrected. 178 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,222 Where do you stand, Harper? 179 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:28,060 Don't bother her. She's busy digging a hole in her bread. 180 00:14:28,143 --> 00:14:31,897 - By the way, Harper, you'll never fit in there. - Well? 181 00:14:35,484 --> 00:14:38,445 I really don't know. 182 00:14:38,487 --> 00:14:42,449 - How does one get into Harvard without having opinions? - That's what they'll teach her. 183 00:14:42,491 --> 00:14:45,577 - She'll come home with plenty of opinions. - I didn't. 184 00:14:46,870 --> 00:14:48,789 I'm sorry, darling? 185 00:14:49,998 --> 00:14:51,667 I didn't get in. 186 00:14:53,085 --> 00:14:56,630 I-I was wait-listed. I thought I would clear the list. 187 00:14:59,383 --> 00:15:00,801 Wow. 188 00:15:03,679 --> 00:15:07,141 They said the list wasn't that long. I thought that -- 189 00:15:08,517 --> 00:15:10,310 I-I thought that, um -- 190 00:15:10,394 --> 00:15:12,312 - I was sure -- 191 00:15:48,849 --> 00:15:51,810 I told my parents I didn't really get into Harvard. 192 00:15:52,853 --> 00:15:54,688 But I did get in. 193 00:15:54,772 --> 00:15:57,858 I just told them I didn't. I don't want to go. 194 00:15:57,941 --> 00:16:01,153 I think that picture you took of me is just... 195 00:16:01,195 --> 00:16:03,155 shocking. 196 00:16:07,284 --> 00:16:09,203 Okay. 197 00:16:10,579 --> 00:16:12,539 Bye. 198 00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:20,672 Would you like to come in? 199 00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:36,688 You can sleep here. 200 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,360 I usually print at night. 201 00:16:41,402 --> 00:16:44,863 Won't be using the bed until morning. 202 00:16:44,905 --> 00:16:47,866 If you want to shower when you wake up, it's down the hall. 203 00:16:47,908 --> 00:16:50,369 Thank you very much. You're really nice. 204 00:16:50,411 --> 00:16:53,372 There's loads of reading material here if you can't sleep. 205 00:16:55,249 --> 00:16:57,167 Do you know who that is? 206 00:16:58,252 --> 00:17:00,337 He changed art in America. 207 00:17:02,005 --> 00:17:03,924 That's Georgia O'Keeffe. 208 00:17:04,007 --> 00:17:07,970 When they met, he was already a famous photographer. He was a revolutionary. 209 00:17:08,053 --> 00:17:09,972 She was about your age. 210 00:17:11,849 --> 00:17:15,227 Knock on the darkroom door if you need me. 211 00:17:19,398 --> 00:17:22,818 So the whole time you were sleeping in his bed he stayed downstairs? 212 00:17:22,901 --> 00:17:26,321 - He stayed in the darkroom all night. - Listen to you say "darkroom"! 213 00:17:26,405 --> 00:17:28,824 - Sorry. - And in the morning? 214 00:17:28,907 --> 00:17:32,494 So then I came downstairs and he made me eggs. 215 00:17:32,578 --> 00:17:34,830 - Scrambled? I want details. - Okay, Patty. 216 00:17:34,913 --> 00:17:37,499 - He went to the fridge -- - Stop. Come on. 217 00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:41,003 He made me an omelet. Then he was telling me about Ireland, which was amazing. 218 00:17:41,086 --> 00:17:43,005 Ooh, Ireland. Sexy. 219 00:17:43,088 --> 00:17:46,508 - Patty, do you even know what's going on over there? - Yes! 220 00:17:46,592 --> 00:17:48,510 - No, you don't. - Shut up. 221 00:17:48,594 --> 00:17:52,514 - It was amazing, the things he was saying about it. - And then? 222 00:17:52,598 --> 00:17:55,517 - Then we talked about art. - Art? 223 00:17:55,601 --> 00:17:58,437 - Oh, God, it was -- it was truly horrifying. - Oh, my God. 224 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:00,981 - I was such an idiot. - I'm sure you were. 225 00:18:01,023 --> 00:18:03,609 I'm sure you were a total idiot. 226 00:18:03,692 --> 00:18:06,653 What did you expect? Of course I was totally socially inept. 227 00:18:06,695 --> 00:18:09,156 - You know what a loser I am. - Yes,you are. 228 00:18:09,198 --> 00:18:13,285 This is it, the place he said he'd be at if I felt like coming by. 229 00:18:13,368 --> 00:18:16,830 He meets with his friends here to discuss ethics or something. 230 00:18:16,872 --> 00:18:18,832 You're kidding. 231 00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:24,171 Look, that's him. By the bar. By the bar. 232 00:18:24,213 --> 00:18:26,673 - He's old! - I told you! 233 00:18:26,715 --> 00:18:28,967 But attractive, in an ugly kind of way. 234 00:18:29,051 --> 00:18:31,303 - Jesus. - Oh, he wants to fuck you. 235 00:18:31,345 --> 00:18:33,305 For sure. 236 00:18:33,347 --> 00:18:36,308 - He's older than my dad. - That doesn't mean anything. 237 00:18:36,350 --> 00:18:40,187 - What makes you such an expert on this topic? - Uncle Greg. 238 00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:43,357 Mmm. I'm going in. 239 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,651 Hang on to your panties. 240 00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,611 Call me. 241 00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:50,697 Okay, so then, uh, according to you, uh, 242 00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:52,699 the photographer's viewpoint here, 243 00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:56,703 Mark Twain shouldn't have included, uh, uh,Jim in Huckleberry Finn... 244 00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:59,331 because Mark Twain was a white man from the South. 245 00:18:59,373 --> 00:19:03,001 Zack, we're not just talking about the content of the story here. 246 00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:05,838 We're talking about the relationship of the artist to the art. 247 00:19:05,921 --> 00:19:08,674 When a white man starts telling a black's story -- 248 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:11,385 A black woman's story. 249 00:19:11,468 --> 00:19:13,387 He's a capitalist exploiting their product. 250 00:19:13,470 --> 00:19:16,014 - "Product." Do you hear this shit? - You didn't make it. 251 00:19:16,098 --> 00:19:19,059 - So if you take it, all you can do is sell it. - Bullshit! 252 00:19:19,101 --> 00:19:23,689 You don't see Maya Angelou sitting down to write The Chosen, do you? 253 00:19:23,772 --> 00:19:26,316 - Let her do it! - You were right about lesbians, Zack. 254 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:30,362 - It's okay by me. - Can't speak for the Chins, but the Wongs are with you. 255 00:19:34,783 --> 00:19:37,536 Hold it, hold it, hold it! Harper. 256 00:19:37,619 --> 00:19:39,872 What do you think? 257 00:19:45,961 --> 00:19:48,088 He's right. 258 00:19:48,172 --> 00:19:50,132 You're right. 259 00:19:50,215 --> 00:19:53,635 Of course he's right. 260 00:19:53,719 --> 00:19:57,055 The Zack and Connie Show. Always very entertaining. 261 00:19:57,097 --> 00:20:00,559 - I'm Billie, by the way. - Hi, I'm -- I'm Harper. 262 00:20:00,642 --> 00:20:03,604 - Can I get you a drink? - No, I'm okay. Thanks. 263 00:20:06,482 --> 00:20:09,985 - So, how long have you and Connie been together? - Together? 264 00:20:10,069 --> 00:20:12,988 - Aren't you -- - Aren't we together? No, no, no, no. 265 00:20:13,072 --> 00:20:16,033 - Oh, you guys aren't -- - No no. 266 00:20:16,116 --> 00:20:19,620 He's way too old. I mean, not that that should matter or anything. 267 00:20:19,703 --> 00:20:21,622 - No, we're not together. - Mm-hmm. 268 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,709 He built that loft himself. 269 00:20:25,793 --> 00:20:27,711 Did you know that? 270 00:20:27,795 --> 00:20:29,880 - Really. - Billie. 271 00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:31,590 272 00:20:34,259 --> 00:20:36,929 Um, look, um... 273 00:20:37,012 --> 00:20:41,892 here's my number if you ever need to talk or -- 274 00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:43,936 Need to talk about what? 275 00:20:44,019 --> 00:20:45,979 Whatever. 276 00:20:46,021 --> 00:20:48,107 - Bye, everyone. - Good-bye. - Bye. 277 00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:51,944 You never ordered a one-egg breakfast in your life. 278 00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:56,448 You never ordered a one-egg breakfast. Nobody ever orders a one-egg -- 279 00:21:00,869 --> 00:21:04,248 - You didn't tell me you have a book. - Oh. 280 00:21:23,767 --> 00:21:26,353 Do you want to stay here, Harper? 281 00:21:28,105 --> 00:21:30,023 Tonight? 282 00:21:31,108 --> 00:21:33,527 Tonight, and after. 283 00:21:34,611 --> 00:21:36,530 For as long as you like. 284 00:21:38,115 --> 00:21:40,534 Unless you have other plans. 285 00:21:41,869 --> 00:21:45,372 I should point out there'd be conditions. 286 00:21:46,457 --> 00:21:48,375 Like? 287 00:21:48,459 --> 00:21:50,878 You'd have to work. 288 00:21:50,961 --> 00:21:53,213 - You mean, pay half the rent? - No. 289 00:21:53,297 --> 00:21:57,384 I didn't say you'd have to get a job. I said you'd have to work. 290 00:21:57,468 --> 00:22:01,346 Learn, commit yourself to study, 291 00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:04,349 read, create something. 292 00:22:06,018 --> 00:22:08,395 "Create something"? 293 00:22:08,479 --> 00:22:10,856 Photograph, paint, write, dance. It doesn't matter. 294 00:22:12,024 --> 00:22:15,027 Photograph, paint, write or dance. 295 00:22:16,487 --> 00:22:20,407 - That's what I would have to do to stay here? - That's all. 296 00:22:20,491 --> 00:22:24,536 Couldn't I do something a little more menial, like, uh, 297 00:22:24,620 --> 00:22:27,081 laundry, maybe? 298 00:22:27,122 --> 00:22:29,083 I don't think so, comrade. 299 00:22:29,124 --> 00:22:31,460 What would be the point? 300 00:22:31,543 --> 00:22:33,962 But I've got no talent for anything. 301 00:22:34,046 --> 00:22:38,383 I mean, I -- I -- I can't draw or dance. 302 00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:40,385 I'm terrified of cameras. 303 00:22:41,595 --> 00:22:43,722 - I'd help. - Oh. 304 00:22:43,806 --> 00:22:47,267 You're mistaking me for someone with potential. 305 00:22:47,309 --> 00:22:49,269 I don't make mistakes. 306 00:22:50,521 --> 00:22:53,440 Where would I stay? 307 00:22:53,524 --> 00:22:56,944 Were you comfortable last night? 308 00:22:57,027 --> 00:22:59,988 Do you always stay in your darkroom at night? 309 00:23:01,073 --> 00:23:03,617 Not always. 310 00:23:12,334 --> 00:23:14,294 Oh. 311 00:23:14,336 --> 00:23:16,797 I get it. 312 00:23:32,813 --> 00:23:34,773 I don't, uh -- 313 00:23:35,983 --> 00:23:38,944 I don't have a boyfriend. 314 00:23:38,986 --> 00:23:42,948 Just thought I would, you know, volunteer that information. 315 00:23:44,950 --> 00:23:48,036 I, uh, really like this table. 316 00:23:49,538 --> 00:23:52,499 I really like this table. 317 00:23:55,878 --> 00:23:58,756 I-I-I don't know what to do. 318 00:24:10,559 --> 00:24:12,519 Look at this, Harper. 319 00:24:15,731 --> 00:24:18,358 Look how delicate that line is. 320 00:24:18,442 --> 00:24:21,361 Thanks, I really worked at it. 321 00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:25,324 Go sit over on the couch. 322 00:24:27,743 --> 00:24:29,828 Wh -- 323 00:24:31,371 --> 00:24:33,332 Why? 324 00:24:33,373 --> 00:24:35,834 I want to look at your form. 325 00:24:38,879 --> 00:24:40,839 Wow. 326 00:24:45,969 --> 00:24:48,180 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 327 00:24:49,223 --> 00:24:52,226 Go over there. I'll stay here. 328 00:25:13,872 --> 00:25:15,541 Thanks. 329 00:25:22,631 --> 00:25:24,591 I'm embarrassed. 330 00:25:24,633 --> 00:25:26,593 Why? 331 00:25:26,635 --> 00:25:30,055 Well, you're just -- you're just sitting there. 332 00:25:30,097 --> 00:25:33,934 - Don't think about me. Think about something else. - Like what? 333 00:25:35,018 --> 00:25:37,229 Divide 2,809 by 12. 334 00:25:37,312 --> 00:25:39,273 I'm not drunk enough for this. 335 00:25:39,314 --> 00:25:42,568 - Try it. - This is absurd. 336 00:25:42,651 --> 00:25:45,779 Concentrate. 337 00:25:45,863 --> 00:25:49,575 I'd like to see that, you concentrating. I bet that's really nice. 338 00:25:52,202 --> 00:25:54,830 Okay. 339 00:25:54,913 --> 00:25:57,624 All right. 340 00:25:57,708 --> 00:25:59,585 Okay, so, 12, 2 -- 341 00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:04,089 12 goes into 28 twice, so that's 24. 342 00:26:06,133 --> 00:26:11,430 36, so, uh -- 41 is 36 is 4, bringing down the 9. 343 00:26:11,472 --> 00:26:14,016 12 goes into 49 -- 12... 2 -- 344 00:26:14,099 --> 00:26:17,978 It's 234, with a remainder of 1. 345 00:26:18,061 --> 00:26:19,980 Right. 346 00:26:21,315 --> 00:26:23,233 You want me to do another one? 347 00:26:23,317 --> 00:26:25,611 More than anything in the world. 348 00:26:25,652 --> 00:26:27,988 Okay. 349 00:26:28,072 --> 00:26:30,324 Okay, um -- 350 00:26:33,994 --> 00:26:38,290 Uh, 8,922 times... 351 00:26:38,332 --> 00:26:39,833 18. 352 00:26:45,339 --> 00:26:47,966 Okay. 353 00:26:48,050 --> 00:26:53,013 All right, uh, 8 times 2 is 16, 354 00:26:53,055 --> 00:26:56,141 so, uh, 355 00:26:56,225 --> 00:26:58,185 carry the 1 -- 356 00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:08,862 Okay, 8 times 2 is 16, plus 1 is 17, 357 00:27:08,904 --> 00:27:11,490 so 7, carry the 1. 358 00:27:11,573 --> 00:27:17,246 Um, 8 times 9 is 72, so that's 2 -- 359 00:27:17,329 --> 00:27:20,749 Carry the 7. 8 times 8. 360 00:27:20,833 --> 00:27:23,836 Carry the 1, so, um -- 361 00:27:25,045 --> 00:27:28,132 Okay, so 18 -- 362 00:27:28,215 --> 00:27:30,134 8 times 7 -- 363 00:27:30,217 --> 00:27:34,054 No, 8 times 9 is 72, 364 00:27:34,138 --> 00:27:36,390 plus -- 365 00:27:36,473 --> 00:27:40,060 Wait, 64. 366 00:27:48,736 --> 00:27:52,698 Um, okay, so 8, carry the 7, 367 00:27:52,740 --> 00:27:56,118 is, um, 368 00:27:56,201 --> 00:27:58,120 seventy -- 369 00:27:58,203 --> 00:28:01,623 64 plus 7, uh -- 370 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:50,172 I get to change my mind at any point? 371 00:28:50,255 --> 00:28:52,174 Of course. 372 00:29:06,396 --> 00:29:11,985 You know, I'll be 21 in a few months, but people still treat me like I'm 12. 373 00:29:12,069 --> 00:29:13,987 Why am I like this? 374 00:29:15,572 --> 00:29:19,118 So many embarrassing things have happened to me. 375 00:29:19,201 --> 00:29:21,662 Sometimes I lie awake at night... 376 00:29:21,703 --> 00:29:24,164 and feel pinned to the bed with shame. 377 00:29:24,206 --> 00:29:27,459 I feel like I've failed publicly so many times. 378 00:29:27,543 --> 00:29:29,503 And I know it's gonna happen again. 379 00:29:29,545 --> 00:29:31,505 I just don't know when. 380 00:29:31,547 --> 00:29:35,008 I live in suspense of the next time I humiliate myself. 381 00:29:35,050 --> 00:29:38,512 Those are precisely the conditions required for becoming an artist. 382 00:29:38,554 --> 00:29:40,973 You're gonna do great things, Harper. 383 00:29:43,225 --> 00:29:45,477 How can you say that? 384 00:29:46,687 --> 00:29:48,647 Based on what? 385 00:29:48,689 --> 00:29:50,649 I know about these things. 386 00:29:52,192 --> 00:29:55,154 I'll clear out the back corner of the loft... 387 00:29:55,195 --> 00:29:57,156 to make you a work space. 388 00:29:57,197 --> 00:29:59,158 You'll start tomorrow. 389 00:30:16,967 --> 00:30:21,221 Do you think you could move that lamp for me? Throw a little shadow on his face. 390 00:30:23,807 --> 00:30:25,768 You're really good at that. 391 00:30:25,851 --> 00:30:28,020 Really? 392 00:30:31,023 --> 00:30:34,401 Don't worry. For a few seconds there it was perfect. 393 00:30:38,447 --> 00:30:40,407 Patty. 394 00:30:40,449 --> 00:30:44,411 You really have room for her with all those roommates at your place? 395 00:30:44,453 --> 00:30:47,539 Actually, one of my roommates just moved out, so... 396 00:30:47,623 --> 00:30:50,793 it's really unbelievably convenient, um, the way it all worked out. 397 00:30:50,876 --> 00:30:52,795 - Bye. Bye, Dad. - A-All right. 398 00:30:52,878 --> 00:30:55,798 So, um, Harper's really doing us all a big favor. 399 00:30:55,881 --> 00:30:58,008 - See you later, Mrs. Sloane. - Bye, Mom. 400 00:31:16,985 --> 00:31:20,239 401 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:24,910 the heart feels 402 00:31:24,952 --> 00:31:29,790 forever 403 00:31:29,873 --> 00:31:34,461 404 00:31:34,545 --> 00:31:39,758 are dreams of sun and roses 405 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:43,262 a carnival of song 406 00:31:43,345 --> 00:31:45,806 - Much more detail than that. - 407 00:31:45,848 --> 00:31:48,517 - - You've gotta read them both. 408 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:53,105 - If you're gonna explore jazz, you'll need some history of it. - 409 00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:34,646 are dreams of sun and roses 410 00:32:34,730 --> 00:32:39,401 a carnival of song 411 00:32:39,485 --> 00:32:44,198 the dark of sorrow closes 412 00:32:44,281 --> 00:32:48,077 when you came along 413 00:33:12,851 --> 00:33:14,770 Hello? 414 00:33:16,688 --> 00:33:18,607 Where are you? 415 00:33:19,983 --> 00:33:21,568 Where? 416 00:33:24,655 --> 00:33:27,074 They're in here. 417 00:33:27,157 --> 00:33:29,576 Hey, Zack, say hi to Harper. 418 00:33:32,496 --> 00:33:34,915 - Maybe later. - God, what's he on? 419 00:33:34,998 --> 00:33:36,917 Nothing. That's alcohol detox. 420 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,920 That's what happens when he doesn't have a drink. 421 00:33:40,003 --> 00:33:43,340 - How long is he gonna be like this? - Another day or two. 422 00:33:43,424 --> 00:33:45,342 Got any mercy in here? 423 00:33:45,426 --> 00:33:48,846 - I'll go ask the doctor about an alcohol drip. 424 00:33:51,932 --> 00:33:55,352 You know, pal, this is why you should never stop drinking. 425 00:33:57,438 --> 00:34:00,399 Take it easy, buddy. You're doing great. 426 00:34:00,482 --> 00:34:02,443 I'm going for a smoke. 427 00:34:02,484 --> 00:34:04,445 - Here's your camera. - You keep it. 428 00:34:04,486 --> 00:34:06,447 Document it for him. 429 00:34:06,488 --> 00:34:08,449 - What? - Take some pictures. 430 00:34:08,490 --> 00:34:11,952 When he wakes up, show him what he suffered through. He loves that. 431 00:34:11,994 --> 00:34:14,955 - Y-You must be joking. - I'll be outside in the car. 432 00:34:16,999 --> 00:34:20,252 Dr. Morris to Recovery. Dr. Morris to Recovery. 433 00:34:49,698 --> 00:34:51,450 Ohh! 434 00:34:52,785 --> 00:34:54,870 - Ohh! - Ohh. 435 00:35:02,169 --> 00:35:04,129 How'd you do? 436 00:35:09,093 --> 00:35:11,011 Not even one? 437 00:35:11,095 --> 00:35:14,014 - Why did you do that to me? - I told you you were gonna have to work. 438 00:35:14,098 --> 00:35:18,519 He pissed all over me. How am I supposed to take a photograph when he's pissing all over me? 439 00:35:18,602 --> 00:35:21,522 How am I gonna know when that looks right? 440 00:35:21,605 --> 00:35:24,525 You don't take a picture when it looks right. 441 00:35:24,608 --> 00:35:27,611 You take a picture when it hurts so bad you can't stand it anymore. 442 00:35:27,694 --> 00:35:29,488 Well, I can't do it. 443 00:35:29,530 --> 00:35:32,116 It's work, Harper. It's work. 444 00:35:32,199 --> 00:35:35,619 It's not the fuckin' flower show at theJunior League. 445 00:35:36,787 --> 00:35:39,706 You're so mad. 446 00:35:42,292 --> 00:35:45,587 Can't I do something else? 447 00:35:45,671 --> 00:35:47,631 Something I'm good at? 448 00:35:50,384 --> 00:35:53,303 Like what? 449 00:36:18,495 --> 00:36:20,414 Come on, baby. 450 00:36:20,497 --> 00:36:24,418 I'll take you home, put you in a nice, hot shower, 451 00:36:24,501 --> 00:36:26,879 make you a bowl of soup, hmm? 452 00:36:26,962 --> 00:36:30,215 Come on. You've got Zack's piss in your hair. 453 00:36:30,257 --> 00:36:32,217 Good! 454 00:36:33,510 --> 00:36:36,430 Please, Guinevere. Don't make me carry you. 455 00:36:41,018 --> 00:36:43,437 Don't! 456 00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:46,440 - Come on. - Stop it. Put me down. 457 00:36:59,536 --> 00:37:02,081 Don't photograph me. 458 00:37:02,164 --> 00:37:05,125 I'm not. I'm shooting the back of the chair. 459 00:37:05,167 --> 00:37:06,960 Why would you do that? 460 00:37:07,044 --> 00:37:08,796 'Cause you're in it. 461 00:37:08,879 --> 00:37:10,798 I said don't photograph me. 462 00:37:10,881 --> 00:37:13,300 How about just a part of you? 463 00:37:13,383 --> 00:37:15,427 An ear? An elbow? 464 00:37:16,553 --> 00:37:18,514 Finger? 465 00:37:20,724 --> 00:37:22,643 Oh, Guinevere. 466 00:37:22,726 --> 00:37:27,147 I would gladly crawl on my hands and knees over a desert of broken glass... 467 00:37:27,231 --> 00:37:31,360 before I'd do anything to make you feel bad again. 468 00:37:31,443 --> 00:37:33,862 You know that, don't you? 469 00:37:58,512 --> 00:38:01,640 Harper! You slut! 470 00:38:01,723 --> 00:38:06,728 When this gets out, your status is gonna be huge. 471 00:38:08,397 --> 00:38:10,816 How does it work when he takes them? 472 00:38:10,899 --> 00:38:14,027 - Does he make you drink wine and listen to bad disco? - No. 473 00:38:14,111 --> 00:38:15,529 - Is that erotic? - No. 474 00:38:15,612 --> 00:38:17,114 You freak. 475 00:38:17,197 --> 00:38:20,492 - You know, this is standard photographic subject matter. - Mm-hmm. 476 00:38:20,576 --> 00:38:24,121 Well,you know, Patty, I stepped in front of that background... 477 00:38:24,204 --> 00:38:26,248 and I took off my shirt... 478 00:38:26,331 --> 00:38:30,419 and he whipped out his camera and took eight rolls of film of my tits! 479 00:38:30,502 --> 00:38:33,172 Get down! 480 00:38:38,385 --> 00:38:42,014 - But you know what? - What? 481 00:38:42,055 --> 00:38:43,849 No, they're nice. 482 00:38:45,225 --> 00:38:46,852 Really? 483 00:38:47,936 --> 00:38:50,189 Yeah. They're sort of beautiful. 484 00:38:51,565 --> 00:38:54,193 Are they all like this? 485 00:38:54,234 --> 00:38:57,404 Did you put little hats on or anything? Ooh, shit. Sorry. 486 00:38:57,488 --> 00:39:00,699 - It's not in here. - Oh, God. Breast fest. 487 00:39:02,826 --> 00:39:05,829 Um, Harper? 488 00:39:12,086 --> 00:39:14,713 - Those aren't mine. - Wait a minute. 489 00:39:16,215 --> 00:39:18,801 Maybe they are. 490 00:39:21,095 --> 00:39:22,805 - No. - No. 491 00:39:22,888 --> 00:39:24,807 No, they're not. 492 00:39:33,315 --> 00:39:36,110 Are these yours? 493 00:39:40,197 --> 00:39:42,408 No. 494 00:39:42,449 --> 00:39:44,576 I believe those areJessica's. 495 00:39:45,953 --> 00:39:49,373 I keep mine in a box in the studio. 496 00:39:49,456 --> 00:39:52,418 I want to see your form, baby. 497 00:39:52,459 --> 00:39:54,837 Oh, God. No. That's not funny. 498 00:39:56,004 --> 00:39:59,883 I'm sorry. You're right. It's not funny. 499 00:40:01,176 --> 00:40:03,178 It's a fuckin' tragedy, baby. 500 00:40:03,262 --> 00:40:05,180 Oh, my God. 501 00:40:09,101 --> 00:40:11,019 How old are you, anyway? 502 00:40:12,396 --> 00:40:14,731 I'll be 21 in a couple of weeks. 503 00:40:14,815 --> 00:40:16,734 Twenty-one. 504 00:40:18,444 --> 00:40:20,362 He's shameless. 505 00:40:22,906 --> 00:40:26,201 So, uh, what, may I ask, are you studying? 506 00:40:26,285 --> 00:40:29,037 I'm not. I just got my B.A. 507 00:40:29,121 --> 00:40:33,041 No, I mean at the Cornelius Fitzpatrick School for Young Ladies. 508 00:40:33,125 --> 00:40:36,295 What? Painting, sculpture, photography, what? 509 00:40:36,378 --> 00:40:38,881 - Photography. - Really? 510 00:40:38,964 --> 00:40:42,050 That's what I started with. Then I moved into painting in my second year. 511 00:40:42,134 --> 00:40:44,052 Oh. 512 00:40:44,136 --> 00:40:47,723 - How long ago did you -- - What, graduate? 513 00:40:47,806 --> 00:40:51,018 About seven years ago. 514 00:40:51,101 --> 00:40:53,687 - - 515 00:40:56,190 --> 00:40:58,525 Aw, come on, Harper. 516 00:40:58,609 --> 00:41:01,612 Only the most promising are chosen. 517 00:41:01,695 --> 00:41:05,115 Or the most pathetically fucked-up. I can't really decide which one. 518 00:41:05,199 --> 00:41:07,534 Yeah, no, it's definitely the latter. 519 00:41:12,498 --> 00:41:14,416 The reading can be overwhelming... 520 00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:16,418 and the lectures are definitely long, 521 00:41:16,502 --> 00:41:20,005 but it's pretty intoxicating being the center of all that attention. 522 00:41:21,757 --> 00:41:24,176 Is he taking money from you yet? 523 00:41:24,259 --> 00:41:27,846 - No. - No episodes in which you're the ruling class enemy? 524 00:41:27,930 --> 00:41:30,349 - No. - Well, then, you're fine. 525 00:41:30,432 --> 00:41:34,061 W-What are you talking about? What are you saying? 526 00:41:34,144 --> 00:41:37,564 You know, I really should shut up. He's gonna be so mad at me. 527 00:41:37,648 --> 00:41:42,194 Okay, you know -- Sorry. I actually have to get somewhere where I can throw up. 528 00:41:42,277 --> 00:41:45,864 - Hey, Harper, I understand why you're with him. - That's a relief. 529 00:41:49,410 --> 00:41:51,537 Hey, Guinevere. 530 00:41:53,205 --> 00:41:56,875 He's gonna try to get a five-year commitment out of you. 531 00:41:56,959 --> 00:42:00,212 I never met anyone who made it more than three. 532 00:42:14,101 --> 00:42:16,145 I don't think you should go. 533 00:42:17,396 --> 00:42:19,314 Hey. 534 00:42:19,398 --> 00:42:21,316 - Hey! - What? 535 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,318 I don't think you should go. 536 00:42:23,402 --> 00:42:25,362 Why not? 537 00:42:25,446 --> 00:42:27,573 You're not ready yet. 538 00:42:27,614 --> 00:42:29,575 Yeah? 539 00:42:29,616 --> 00:42:31,577 I feel ready. 540 00:42:33,579 --> 00:42:35,998 You know what else I feel? 541 00:42:38,959 --> 00:42:42,921 I feel stupid. I feel really, really stupid! 542 00:42:43,005 --> 00:42:45,382 Harper, listen to me, would you? 543 00:42:46,467 --> 00:42:49,553 Harper, please listen. 544 00:42:49,636 --> 00:42:52,222 Billie wanted to be an artist. I tried to help her for a while. 545 00:42:52,306 --> 00:42:55,267 But it turned out she wasn't serious about her painting. 546 00:42:55,309 --> 00:42:58,312 - She was distracted by commerce.- 547 00:42:59,396 --> 00:43:02,232 - You saw her stuff. 548 00:43:02,316 --> 00:43:05,986 How many of us have there been, just out of interest? 549 00:43:06,070 --> 00:43:08,322 Don't tell me you believe what she said. 550 00:43:08,405 --> 00:43:10,324 How many of us Guineveres have there been? 551 00:43:10,407 --> 00:43:12,576 I don't understand why you're so upset. 552 00:43:12,659 --> 00:43:15,621 Maybe I called her Guinevere. I don't even remember. 553 00:43:15,704 --> 00:43:19,208 People call each other "sweetie pie," and it's not considered private property. 554 00:43:19,291 --> 00:43:22,252 You'll never call me that again. 555 00:43:22,336 --> 00:43:25,506 Okay. Okay. 556 00:43:25,589 --> 00:43:28,842 The word will never cross my lips again. 557 00:43:28,926 --> 00:43:31,345 Don't. I'm going! You understand that? 558 00:43:35,474 --> 00:43:37,643 Harper, come on. 559 00:43:37,684 --> 00:43:41,105 - Why do you really think Billie said all those things? - She was warning me. 560 00:43:41,188 --> 00:43:43,440 No, she feels threatened by you. 561 00:43:43,524 --> 00:43:47,111 - She's being competitive. - She's competitive with me -- I believe that. 562 00:43:47,194 --> 00:43:50,447 What's not to believe? That she never had ten percent of your talent? 563 00:43:50,531 --> 00:43:54,159 That I never loved her? That I want to marry you? 564 00:43:54,201 --> 00:43:56,161 What did you say? 565 00:43:56,203 --> 00:43:59,331 Don't worry. I'm not asking you. I know what you'd say. 566 00:44:01,250 --> 00:44:05,504 Harper, I'm not a fool. I look down the road, and I see you with somebody else. 567 00:44:05,546 --> 00:44:09,842 But I also see you as an artist, and it would be such a fuckin' tragedy... 568 00:44:09,883 --> 00:44:13,178 if you let something like this take you off your path. 569 00:44:13,220 --> 00:44:16,557 Don't walk away from yourself, Harper. 570 00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,684 You've got talent. 571 00:44:18,767 --> 00:44:20,769 How can you say that? 572 00:44:20,853 --> 00:44:23,689 - I haven't taken a single photograph. - But you will. 573 00:44:23,730 --> 00:44:27,359 - Maybe I never will. - Give yourself a chance. Give yourself some time. 574 00:44:31,071 --> 00:44:33,073 With you. 575 00:44:33,115 --> 00:44:35,659 I'm not asking you to stay forever. 576 00:44:35,743 --> 00:44:38,662 I'm not asking for the rest of your life. 577 00:44:39,830 --> 00:44:42,332 How long are you asking for? 578 00:44:45,002 --> 00:44:46,920 Five years. 579 00:44:48,589 --> 00:44:51,049 It's not time for you to go, Harper. 580 00:44:51,091 --> 00:44:54,178 When it's time, you'll know. 581 00:44:54,261 --> 00:44:56,180 We both will. 582 00:44:58,098 --> 00:45:00,893 I can't. 583 00:45:00,934 --> 00:45:04,730 Come on. Get out. Go on. Get out. Go home. 584 00:45:04,813 --> 00:45:09,401 Go on back to your big house with your servants and your mother's social club. 585 00:45:09,485 --> 00:45:12,780 Here, take your cowardly ass and get out of here! 586 00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:57,658 So I argued that it has limited protectability as an intellectual property. 587 00:45:57,741 --> 00:46:00,035 Good argument. What did they say? - Thanks, Gary. 588 00:46:00,119 --> 00:46:03,122 That the international copyright hasn't expired yet. 589 00:46:03,205 --> 00:46:06,667 But I'm going to blow them away. 590 00:46:06,750 --> 00:46:08,752 There's no birthday cake. 591 00:46:08,836 --> 00:46:11,130 I asked your father to pick it up on the way home, 592 00:46:11,213 --> 00:46:15,134 but by the time he got to the bakery, it was closed. 593 00:46:15,175 --> 00:46:17,845 It's okay. I'm stuffed. 594 00:46:17,928 --> 00:46:21,306 I asked the restaurant to send one over, but what are you gonna do? 595 00:46:21,348 --> 00:46:25,144 They're Chinese. They're too busy blowing up ducks to bake anything. 596 00:46:25,185 --> 00:46:28,063 So it's fortune cookies for everybody. 597 00:46:29,940 --> 00:46:32,943 Come on, everybody. 598 00:46:33,026 --> 00:46:35,154 Take a cookie. 599 00:46:38,031 --> 00:46:41,952 Last week at the firm, a couple of women did this. 600 00:46:42,035 --> 00:46:46,248 After you read your fortune out loud, add the words "in bed"to the end of it. 601 00:46:46,331 --> 00:46:50,127 You'll see. It's funny. 602 00:46:54,465 --> 00:46:58,135 Gary. You're a daredevil. 603 00:46:58,218 --> 00:47:00,429 Come on. Read yours out loud. 604 00:47:00,512 --> 00:47:03,932 And, uh, add the words "in bed"at the end of it. 605 00:47:04,016 --> 00:47:06,852 Go on. Go on. 606 00:47:06,894 --> 00:47:10,189 Um, "You will soon experience... 607 00:47:10,272 --> 00:47:13,317 changes for the better"... in bed. 608 00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,611 See, that's funny. 609 00:47:17,404 --> 00:47:20,282 Susan, I bet you're glad to hear that one. 610 00:47:20,365 --> 00:47:22,701 All right. I'm gonna read mine. 611 00:47:22,743 --> 00:47:25,162 Everybody listening? 612 00:47:27,915 --> 00:47:31,543 "A friendly conversation removes seeming hindrances"... 613 00:47:31,627 --> 00:47:34,046 in bed. 614 00:47:34,088 --> 00:47:37,049 Darling, now there's something we haven't tried yet. 615 00:47:37,132 --> 00:47:39,259 A friendly conversation. 616 00:47:40,594 --> 00:47:42,554 Go on, Alan. 617 00:47:42,596 --> 00:47:44,473 Read yours. 618 00:47:49,686 --> 00:47:53,190 "Good character guards against temptation"... 619 00:47:53,273 --> 00:47:55,234 in bed. 620 00:47:57,611 --> 00:48:00,239 Oh, so that's been your problem, darling. 621 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,450 Your sterling character. 622 00:48:03,534 --> 00:48:06,537 This is childish and ridiculous. 623 00:48:06,620 --> 00:48:09,957 - We're just having a little fun. - No. 624 00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:13,585 You are totally out of control, as usual. 625 00:48:15,254 --> 00:48:18,132 - You're gonna let her talk to me that way? - Don't drag him into this. 626 00:48:18,215 --> 00:48:20,634 - Listen to you. Listen to you defend him. - All right. Enough. 627 00:48:20,717 --> 00:48:22,803 It has nothing to do with him. It's you. 628 00:48:22,886 --> 00:48:24,805 Oh, I see. How about you, Alan? 629 00:48:24,888 --> 00:48:27,141 - Do you have something to say about it? - Deborah! 630 00:48:27,224 --> 00:48:31,103 "You will soon take a giant 12-inch cock up your ass"... 631 00:48:33,147 --> 00:48:35,107 in bed. 632 00:48:41,071 --> 00:48:44,158 I don't know. Somehow -- 633 00:48:44,241 --> 00:48:47,828 It didn't make mine any funnier. 634 00:48:47,911 --> 00:48:49,830 Hmm. 635 00:48:54,334 --> 00:48:56,253 Fuck this family. 636 00:49:05,804 --> 00:49:07,723 Gary. 637 00:49:10,267 --> 00:49:12,186 Just pick it up. 638 00:50:05,906 --> 00:50:08,867 Happy birthday, baby. I couldn't stay away. 639 00:50:16,208 --> 00:50:18,877 I missed you so much. 640 00:50:18,919 --> 00:50:22,714 Come on, baby. I have a surprise for you. 641 00:50:27,553 --> 00:50:30,639 Hold it. One more person goes up there, and we're shuttin' it down. 642 00:50:30,722 --> 00:50:33,934 - I live here. - Let's see some proof. 643 00:50:34,017 --> 00:50:36,520 Officer, I don't carry I.D. with me. 644 00:50:36,603 --> 00:50:40,399 What is this, a fascist police state? 645 00:50:40,441 --> 00:50:42,526 What? 646 00:50:42,609 --> 00:50:45,112 Now you're gonna mace us, you pigs? 647 00:50:45,195 --> 00:50:47,239 Fine. Thanks very much. We're going. We're going. 648 00:50:50,701 --> 00:50:52,745 Come on. 649 00:50:54,079 --> 00:50:57,458 - What's going on up there? - Your surprise party. 650 00:50:57,541 --> 00:51:00,335 That's Patty. Patty! 651 00:51:00,419 --> 00:51:02,337 Patty! 652 00:51:03,547 --> 00:51:06,508 Patty! 653 00:51:06,592 --> 00:51:10,971 - What are you guys doing down there? - Send down the fire escape. 654 00:51:11,054 --> 00:51:13,974 655 00:51:38,665 --> 00:51:42,628 I'm totally wasted, and I don't know anybody. You should have been here. 656 00:51:42,711 --> 00:51:46,298 Harper, happy birthday! 657 00:51:46,381 --> 00:51:50,302 Connie, there's some irate Maoists waiting in the bathroom... 658 00:51:50,344 --> 00:51:53,639 ready to throw away their little red books if they don't get to piss soon. 659 00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:56,308 - I'll go see. - Patty, look at me. 660 00:51:59,186 --> 00:52:01,146 Oh, off. 661 00:52:01,188 --> 00:52:02,689 No! Oh -- Ow! 662 00:52:02,773 --> 00:52:05,150 - Patty! - Oh! 663 00:52:12,491 --> 00:52:15,160 Oh, no. See, you don't even understand this shit, man. 664 00:52:15,244 --> 00:52:17,162 This is gonna change the future. 665 00:52:17,246 --> 00:52:19,998 Not everybody's future. This is a rich man's technology. 666 00:52:20,082 --> 00:52:22,334 - You're a technophobe. - And you're also a stubborn bastard. 667 00:52:22,418 --> 00:52:26,338 I'm not stubborn, I'm right. Harper, am I stubborn, or am I right? 668 00:52:26,422 --> 00:52:28,674 - You're right. - Oh, great. Yeah, that's great. 669 00:52:28,715 --> 00:52:31,677 670 00:53:03,959 --> 00:53:09,214 671 00:53:09,298 --> 00:53:13,010 to celebrate 672 00:53:13,093 --> 00:53:15,971 673 00:53:21,935 --> 00:53:25,022 674 00:53:25,105 --> 00:53:27,232 675 00:53:27,316 --> 00:53:30,110 - Go, girl! Happy birthday.- 676 00:53:31,945 --> 00:53:35,532 Holy fucking shit. 677 00:54:24,206 --> 00:54:26,250 Did you have a good time? 678 00:54:29,336 --> 00:54:32,256 It was the best party of my life. 679 00:54:44,893 --> 00:54:46,812 Come over here. 680 00:55:12,713 --> 00:55:15,340 I told you it wasn't time. 681 00:55:15,424 --> 00:55:17,342 Thank God you're back. 682 00:55:17,426 --> 00:55:19,344 Thank God. 683 00:55:23,599 --> 00:55:25,517 My good girl. 684 00:55:27,269 --> 00:55:29,188 Your what? 685 00:55:31,940 --> 00:55:34,860 Who's my good girl, hmm? 686 00:55:39,156 --> 00:55:41,075 Me. 687 00:56:34,044 --> 00:56:38,298 Okay. Do me a favor. Don't mess with the focus. 688 00:56:42,261 --> 00:56:45,556 - What are you doing? - Just this. 689 00:56:46,682 --> 00:56:48,600 You're good at that. 690 00:56:50,602 --> 00:56:53,063 - Careful.- 691 00:56:53,147 --> 00:56:56,316 - Here we go. - I'm making you dinner. 692 00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:58,652 Forget the dinner. I'm not hungry. 693 00:57:02,072 --> 00:57:04,575 No, no, no, no! Wait a minute. No, no, don't look. 694 00:57:04,658 --> 00:57:07,578 - You can't look yet. - I didn't know we could go up here. 695 00:57:07,661 --> 00:57:09,788 You can go anywhere. You know that. 696 00:57:09,830 --> 00:57:12,332 - Remember that. It's important. - Okay. 697 00:57:12,416 --> 00:57:16,003 - I'm ready to look now. - No, no. Wait, wait. Wait. 698 00:57:16,086 --> 00:57:18,338 - Okay, ready? - I'm ready. 699 00:57:20,299 --> 00:57:22,968 Ta-da! 700 00:57:23,010 --> 00:57:25,596 You like it? 701 00:57:25,679 --> 00:57:28,307 I wanted to give you a welcome home present. 702 00:57:28,390 --> 00:57:30,309 This is it. 703 00:57:32,019 --> 00:57:34,980 There's a chair up there where you can sit and read, 704 00:57:35,022 --> 00:57:38,609 or study, or write in your journal, or just sit and think. 705 00:57:38,692 --> 00:57:40,611 You're insane. 706 00:57:40,694 --> 00:57:45,115 - And there's a lamp there, in case you need more light. - More light? 707 00:57:45,157 --> 00:57:49,244 And there's an all-weather umbrella, only don't put it up when it's windy. 708 00:57:49,328 --> 00:57:52,164 That's the only caveat I have. Do you like it? 709 00:57:52,206 --> 00:57:54,833 - You're crazy. - Yeah, but do you like it? 710 00:57:54,917 --> 00:57:57,461 - I love it. - It's brilliant! 711 00:57:57,503 --> 00:58:00,130 I don't know why I didn't think of it before! 712 00:58:00,172 --> 00:58:02,591 We could take over the whole roof. 713 00:58:02,674 --> 00:58:07,221 - Won't the landlords be mad? - The who? 714 00:58:07,304 --> 00:58:09,848 - The landlords! - Nah! 715 00:58:09,932 --> 00:58:14,603 Over there could be the dance floor, here the stage. 716 00:58:14,686 --> 00:58:17,773 A thousand people can listen to jazz... 717 00:58:17,856 --> 00:58:20,776 under the stars! 718 00:58:20,859 --> 00:58:24,696 I claim this roof for... 719 00:58:24,780 --> 00:58:26,782 Queen Guinevere! 720 00:58:26,865 --> 00:58:28,784 You're crazy! 721 00:58:28,867 --> 00:58:31,370 Yeah, but it works. 722 00:58:44,425 --> 00:58:47,386 - Harper? - Yeah? 723 00:58:47,469 --> 00:58:49,388 Your mom's here. 724 00:58:54,184 --> 00:58:56,103 Sh -- 725 00:59:02,735 --> 00:59:05,946 - She's getting dressed. - Oh, good. 726 00:59:07,322 --> 00:59:11,285 - Can I take your coat? - No, I don't think so. 727 00:59:14,246 --> 00:59:17,082 Now that I look at you, I really don't know how you pull it off. 728 00:59:17,166 --> 00:59:20,043 But then I'm more superficial than Harper. 729 00:59:20,127 --> 00:59:22,421 Looks have always been important to me. 730 00:59:22,463 --> 00:59:24,506 You don't like me very much, do you? 731 00:59:24,590 --> 00:59:27,551 You're older than I am, and you're fucking my daughter. What's to like? May I? 732 00:59:27,593 --> 00:59:29,762 Sure. Help yourself. 733 00:59:47,988 --> 00:59:52,910 Mom, hi. You okay? Is everything -- everything's okay? 734 00:59:52,993 --> 00:59:54,912 Yeah. 735 00:59:58,207 --> 01:00:00,751 I dropped by Patty's place and caught her without a lie ready... 736 01:00:00,834 --> 01:00:03,087 about why none of your things were there. 737 01:00:04,755 --> 01:00:07,758 Don't be angry at Patty. I dragged it out of her. 738 01:00:10,469 --> 01:00:15,015 So... this is how you've been living these last months. 739 01:00:15,099 --> 01:00:19,436 This is so, uh... interesting. 740 01:00:19,478 --> 01:00:23,107 Why don't we go somewhere and, uh, talk about this in a friendly way? 741 01:00:23,190 --> 01:00:26,193 Th-There's this place that we really like. We could take you there. 742 01:00:26,276 --> 01:00:28,195 No. No. 743 01:00:29,738 --> 01:00:32,616 No, this isn't going to be one of those feel-good situations. 744 01:00:32,658 --> 01:00:37,162 I've seen enough. I'm gonna go home and break the news to your father. 745 01:00:37,246 --> 01:00:40,749 I mean, who knows? Perhaps he won't even mind. 746 01:00:40,833 --> 01:00:43,877 It's our other daughter he's obsessed with. 747 01:00:43,961 --> 01:00:47,881 Oh, before I go, I would really like to ask you a question. 748 01:00:47,965 --> 01:00:52,177 And I-I can't tell you how valuable an honest response would be to me. 749 01:00:52,261 --> 01:00:54,179 She's starting. 750 01:00:54,263 --> 01:00:58,183 I have my own theories about this, but I really would love to hear it from you. 751 01:00:58,267 --> 01:01:00,644 Ask away. 752 01:01:04,690 --> 01:01:07,818 - What do you have against women your own age? - Mom, please don't. 753 01:01:07,860 --> 01:01:10,779 Shut up, Harper. Look, I'm smiling. 754 01:01:10,863 --> 01:01:14,032 I promise your answer won't hurt my feelings. 755 01:01:14,116 --> 01:01:17,911 - I don't have anything against women my own age. - Sure you do. 756 01:01:17,995 --> 01:01:20,748 I tell you what -- I'll tell you my theory, 757 01:01:20,831 --> 01:01:23,333 and you just jump in any time. 758 01:01:23,375 --> 01:01:25,294 All right? 759 01:01:30,841 --> 01:01:32,634 Oh, you can sit. 760 01:01:37,556 --> 01:01:40,601 For starters, I don't really think... 761 01:01:40,684 --> 01:01:43,812 that your young girl predilection has much to do... 762 01:01:43,896 --> 01:01:45,814 with their firm, young flesh. 763 01:01:45,898 --> 01:01:48,942 I mean, when someone like you is out with someone like Harper, 764 01:01:49,026 --> 01:01:53,197 you must invite all kinds of comparison and ridicule, 765 01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:55,449 which can't be much fun... 766 01:01:56,700 --> 01:01:59,119 for either of you. 767 01:01:59,203 --> 01:02:01,747 Right, honey? 768 01:02:04,291 --> 01:02:07,002 So then, what is... 769 01:02:07,086 --> 01:02:10,297 a man of, uh, your age... 770 01:02:10,380 --> 01:02:12,800 doing with my 21-year-old daughter? 771 01:02:14,593 --> 01:02:18,764 It'd be easy enough to say you're afraid of mature women, but that's so glib. 772 01:02:18,847 --> 01:02:21,391 Afraid of what, exactly? 773 01:02:21,475 --> 01:02:23,644 So I kept thinking. 774 01:02:26,563 --> 01:02:28,482 And then it hit me. 775 01:02:30,818 --> 01:02:34,279 I know exactly what she has that I haven't got. 776 01:02:39,410 --> 01:02:41,328 Awe. 777 01:02:46,417 --> 01:02:48,919 That's it, isn't it? 778 01:02:51,004 --> 01:02:54,091 I mean, no real woman -- 779 01:02:54,133 --> 01:02:57,511 no woman of experience would ever stand in front of you... 780 01:02:57,594 --> 01:03:00,013 with awe in her eyes... 781 01:03:00,097 --> 01:03:04,810 and say, "Wow, look at that man. 782 01:03:04,852 --> 01:03:08,313 Look at that bohemian wedding photographer... 783 01:03:08,355 --> 01:03:12,151 with holes in his jeans. 784 01:03:12,234 --> 01:03:14,903 Gosh, isn't he something?" 785 01:03:17,656 --> 01:03:20,117 No. 786 01:03:21,452 --> 01:03:25,497 I mean, it takes a naive girl for that. 787 01:03:26,582 --> 01:03:28,917 It takes Harper for that. 788 01:03:38,594 --> 01:03:40,846 So what do you think? 789 01:03:40,929 --> 01:03:42,848 Am I right? 790 01:03:44,516 --> 01:03:47,936 You're some woman, Deborah. 791 01:03:48,020 --> 01:03:50,564 Mrs. Sloane. 792 01:03:50,647 --> 01:03:52,566 I'm Mrs. Sloane. 793 01:04:04,328 --> 01:04:07,122 I know what you're doing, 794 01:04:07,206 --> 01:04:09,291 and it makes me sick. 795 01:04:46,286 --> 01:04:48,247 Well... 796 01:04:49,581 --> 01:04:51,750 that was fun. 797 01:04:51,792 --> 01:04:55,879 Actually, I really didn't enjoy myself all that much. 798 01:04:55,921 --> 01:05:00,384 - But I think you did, didn't you? - What? 799 01:05:00,467 --> 01:05:04,054 The shocked way you acted about your mom being here. 800 01:05:04,096 --> 01:05:06,890 It was very convincing. 801 01:05:06,932 --> 01:05:10,602 You really had me going there. 802 01:05:10,686 --> 01:05:15,232 It took me a few minutes before I realized that you'd put your mother up to the whole thing. 803 01:05:15,274 --> 01:05:17,943 You know, it's amazing, but... 804 01:05:18,026 --> 01:05:20,779 when you're in love, even someone like me... 805 01:05:20,863 --> 01:05:23,949 can forget the most basic truths. 806 01:05:24,032 --> 01:05:26,744 Everybody's just a product of their environment. 807 01:05:26,785 --> 01:05:28,996 How could you be any different... 808 01:05:29,079 --> 01:05:31,457 from the ruling class you come from? 809 01:05:31,540 --> 01:05:35,502 Of course, you're a disingenuous, deceitful, 810 01:05:35,586 --> 01:05:39,381 untrustworthy, two-faced piece of bourgeois trash. 811 01:05:39,465 --> 01:05:42,426 It's not your fault. I don't blame you. 812 01:05:42,468 --> 01:05:45,220 But I never want to see you again, okay? 813 01:05:45,304 --> 01:05:47,431 When I get back, 814 01:05:47,473 --> 01:05:49,475 I don't want you here. 815 01:05:49,558 --> 01:05:52,019 Connie. 816 01:06:47,866 --> 01:06:50,828 Couldn't you find your suitcase? 817 01:06:52,287 --> 01:06:54,665 I didn't look very hard. 818 01:07:25,195 --> 01:07:28,157 I'm so happy to see that four years of reading Chaucer... 819 01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:30,993 has prepared you for this glorious career in food service. 820 01:07:31,076 --> 01:07:34,496 Do not be a snob. There's nothing wrong with honest work, Patty. 821 01:07:34,580 --> 01:07:36,498 You hate it. 822 01:07:36,582 --> 01:07:38,959 We've got back rent to pay, all right? 823 01:07:39,042 --> 01:07:42,045 - So? - So I'm doing this. 824 01:07:42,129 --> 01:07:45,716 - While he's doing what? - Please don't join the ranks of the disapproving. 825 01:07:45,799 --> 01:07:48,093 Well, I'm sorry. I think it's weird. 826 01:07:48,177 --> 01:07:51,263 A 21-year-old woman supporting a 90-year-old man. 827 01:07:51,346 --> 01:07:54,475 Okay, "A," he's not 90, and "B," look, I'm not supporting him. 828 01:07:54,558 --> 01:07:56,935 I'm temporarily carrying the burden. You know what? 829 01:07:57,019 --> 01:07:59,813 It's sexist of you, and ageist, to expect he should be doing everything... 830 01:07:59,897 --> 01:08:02,149 just because he's a man and old. 831 01:08:02,232 --> 01:08:04,234 Why doesn't he photograph weddings anymore? 832 01:08:04,276 --> 01:08:07,404 There's nothing wrong with honest work, blah, blah, blah. 833 01:08:09,573 --> 01:08:12,034 I just want you to be happy, Harper. 834 01:08:12,117 --> 01:08:14,369 I am happy, Patty. 835 01:08:14,453 --> 01:08:16,872 - He's really helping me. - If you say so. 836 01:08:16,955 --> 01:08:20,417 Just stay open to it if some cute guy shows up... 837 01:08:20,501 --> 01:08:24,338 - who wants to lick you all over.- 838 01:08:32,429 --> 01:08:35,099 - There you go. Enjoy. - Thanks. 839 01:08:52,783 --> 01:08:55,452 Yeah, I noticed them too. 840 01:08:55,494 --> 01:08:58,914 They haven't stopped watching us since we sat down. 841 01:09:02,835 --> 01:09:07,464 - Sweet suffering Jesus. - Okay, that's horrifying. 842 01:09:07,506 --> 01:09:10,092 - Nice you can laugh about it. - Why? 843 01:09:10,175 --> 01:09:12,344 'Cause it bothers you. I know it does. 844 01:09:12,428 --> 01:09:14,513 I know it's not easy being with me. 845 01:09:14,596 --> 01:09:18,267 People are thinking whatever they think about us. They don't understand. 846 01:09:18,350 --> 01:09:20,269 What's not to understand? 847 01:09:20,352 --> 01:09:24,857 You're rich and powerful, and if I suck your dick, you'll put me in your movie. 848 01:09:26,692 --> 01:09:29,278 Harper, I know what I am. 849 01:09:29,361 --> 01:09:32,281 I know I'm not the youngest man in the world or the wealthiest. 850 01:09:33,490 --> 01:09:36,785 I know I'm not the most rational man. 851 01:09:36,869 --> 01:09:40,247 And believe it or not, I know I'm not particularly gorgeous. 852 01:09:40,330 --> 01:09:44,793 But I have to believe I'm giving you something, this is good for you. 853 01:09:46,003 --> 01:09:49,465 'Cause if it wasn't, I couldn't stand it. 854 01:09:49,548 --> 01:09:53,260 You're the first person who's ever believed in me even a little bit. 855 01:09:53,343 --> 01:09:55,262 Look at everything I'm learning. 856 01:09:55,345 --> 01:09:59,391 - You're doing what you wanna do. - Of course. 857 01:09:59,475 --> 01:10:01,894 You're here of your own free will. 858 01:10:01,977 --> 01:10:04,730 You could leave any time you wanted. 859 01:10:04,813 --> 01:10:07,065 Jesus. 860 01:10:07,149 --> 01:10:11,528 What's gotten into you? Just put me in your movie and shut up. 861 01:10:14,073 --> 01:10:18,410 - Thanks. - And you are particularly gorgeous. 862 01:10:20,829 --> 01:10:22,748 Thank you. 863 01:10:24,291 --> 01:10:28,587 And -- And I know I can leave any time. 864 01:10:32,341 --> 01:10:34,259 Right. 865 01:10:35,677 --> 01:10:38,388 Like I was thinking... 866 01:10:39,681 --> 01:10:42,434 that maybe it would be good if I started looking... 867 01:10:42,518 --> 01:10:45,229 for a place of my own in a few months. 868 01:10:45,270 --> 01:10:47,773 Uh-huh. 869 01:10:47,856 --> 01:10:50,692 I mean,just something small, close to your place. 870 01:10:50,776 --> 01:10:53,278 No big deal. 871 01:10:53,362 --> 01:10:55,823 - Are you upset? - No. 872 01:10:55,906 --> 01:10:58,450 Just the first I've heard of it, that's all. 873 01:10:58,534 --> 01:11:03,080 I mean, it's not like we're breaking up or anything, right? 874 01:11:03,122 --> 01:11:07,960 - It's just a place I can put all my stuff. - You haven't got any stuff. 875 01:11:09,962 --> 01:11:12,631 I have stuff. 876 01:11:12,714 --> 01:11:14,633 Yeah. 877 01:11:16,301 --> 01:11:19,096 Of course. Wh-Whatever you say. 878 01:11:20,597 --> 01:11:23,517 I just -- 879 01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:26,520 I thought maybe we could look together. We can find someplace we both like. 880 01:11:26,603 --> 01:11:29,273 Sure, sure. 881 01:11:29,314 --> 01:11:33,277 Look, I have some things to do. I'll see you back at home. 882 01:11:33,318 --> 01:11:36,155 I thought we were going to Zack's place, to the book party thing. 883 01:11:36,238 --> 01:11:38,907 - We're not going? - You go. 884 01:11:38,991 --> 01:11:42,286 Connie, when I said a few months, I didn't necessarily mean that. 885 01:11:42,327 --> 01:11:45,497 - It might be a year, or I don't know. - Fine. 886 01:11:45,581 --> 01:11:48,125 Uh, what you say is fine. 887 01:11:49,668 --> 01:11:53,088 There's a review in here of theJackson Pollack at the Whitney. 888 01:11:53,172 --> 01:11:56,425 I'll see you at home later on. 889 01:12:18,530 --> 01:12:21,325 Hey, fuck you, motherfucker. 890 01:12:45,390 --> 01:12:47,351 Connie? 891 01:13:08,622 --> 01:13:12,876 This is why you should stop drinking, pal. 892 01:13:12,918 --> 01:13:14,878 Yeah. 893 01:13:21,969 --> 01:13:24,430 - I'll check on him again later. - Okay. 894 01:13:24,471 --> 01:13:27,266 Thanks, Zack. Bye. 895 01:13:33,063 --> 01:13:35,357 You know, 896 01:13:35,441 --> 01:13:39,903 I've been thinkin', Harper. 897 01:13:39,987 --> 01:13:43,449 You've been unconscious. 898 01:13:43,490 --> 01:13:45,492 Yeah, I know, but... 899 01:13:45,576 --> 01:13:49,997 I was thinkin', what we really need... 900 01:13:50,080 --> 01:13:53,083 is to have some fun. 901 01:13:53,125 --> 01:13:57,254 You know, like a lot of fun. 902 01:13:58,839 --> 01:14:00,799 This is fun. 903 01:14:02,509 --> 01:14:05,596 I have this collector in Los Angeles... 904 01:14:05,679 --> 01:14:08,474 who wants to buy some photographs. 905 01:14:13,145 --> 01:14:15,481 Let's get out of here. 906 01:14:17,149 --> 01:14:19,610 Let's pack up and head off to L.A... 907 01:14:19,693 --> 01:14:21,653 for a few days. 908 01:14:24,281 --> 01:14:26,200 Okay? 909 01:14:52,976 --> 01:14:55,562 910 01:14:55,646 --> 01:14:58,190 911 01:14:58,273 --> 01:15:00,192 912 01:15:00,275 --> 01:15:02,694 913 01:15:02,736 --> 01:15:06,532 Yeah, I made a lot of money in L.A. over the years. 914 01:15:06,573 --> 01:15:10,369 In the early '70s, this gallery on La Cienega that repped me, 915 01:15:10,452 --> 01:15:12,788 they couldn't keep my stuff on the walls. 916 01:15:12,871 --> 01:15:17,000 - L.A. was good to me. I'm glad we're going there. - Me too. 917 01:15:18,502 --> 01:15:21,713 Walter, he's been trying to get me back down there for years. 918 01:15:21,797 --> 01:15:24,466 He'll probably ask us to stay with him. 919 01:15:24,550 --> 01:15:27,636 - Do you think he's going to buy a lot of pictures? - Oh, sure. 920 01:15:27,719 --> 01:15:31,223 - He's a big collector, Walter. - Well, that's great. 921 01:15:31,306 --> 01:15:33,851 So, you know, we're going to be rich. 922 01:15:33,934 --> 01:15:36,812 Champagne and caviar for everyone! 923 01:15:38,230 --> 01:15:40,691 That's so like you, Queen Guinevere, 924 01:15:40,774 --> 01:15:42,735 sharing the wealth. 925 01:15:42,776 --> 01:15:46,822 Well, I have a royal proclamation. 926 01:15:46,905 --> 01:15:50,159 Proceed, Your Royal Highness. Your loyal subject is all ears. 927 01:15:50,242 --> 01:15:53,495 Good, because when we get to L.A., 928 01:15:53,579 --> 01:15:56,749 - Uh-huh. - I, Queen Guinevere, 929 01:15:56,790 --> 01:15:59,251 - Mm-hmm. - am going to stun the world... 930 01:15:59,334 --> 01:16:01,253 Mm-hmm. 931 01:16:04,173 --> 01:16:07,176 - and take a photograph. - Jesus Christ. 932 01:16:10,262 --> 01:16:12,598 Bravo. Congratulations. 933 01:16:14,516 --> 01:16:16,477 I thank you. 934 01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:20,481 And, uh, what are you going to take a photograph of, Your Highness? 935 01:16:20,564 --> 01:16:22,941 You... 936 01:16:23,025 --> 01:16:27,404 in a bathing suit, with a surfboard going, "Surf s up, dude." 937 01:16:27,446 --> 01:16:30,574 You'll do that for me, right? 938 01:16:30,616 --> 01:16:33,535 What, you don't approve of my subject matter? 939 01:16:33,619 --> 01:16:37,039 - What is it? - Um -- 940 01:16:38,791 --> 01:16:41,502 Are you okay? 941 01:16:43,170 --> 01:16:45,130 Connie? 942 01:16:46,965 --> 01:16:49,134 Connie, what? 943 01:16:49,218 --> 01:16:51,136 Are you sick? 944 01:16:53,555 --> 01:16:55,474 Connie. Connie, what is it? 945 01:16:55,557 --> 01:16:57,518 Will you talk to me, please? 946 01:16:57,601 --> 01:17:00,479 What is it? 947 01:17:06,110 --> 01:17:08,028 Oh. 948 01:17:08,112 --> 01:17:10,072 - Jesus. - Don't worry. It's okay. 949 01:17:10,155 --> 01:17:12,116 It's okay. 950 01:17:12,157 --> 01:17:15,702 No, please. Please don't. Don't feel bad, okay? We'll fix it, all right? 951 01:17:15,786 --> 01:17:17,996 We'll go to a dentist. I'm gonna go look in the phone book now. 952 01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:20,833 No money. I haven't got any money. 953 01:17:20,874 --> 01:17:24,837 We'll go to Walter's first and sell photographs, then we'll go to the dentist. 954 01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:27,589 Can't go to Walter's like this. 955 01:17:29,675 --> 01:17:32,678 Don't, Connie. 956 01:17:32,761 --> 01:17:34,680 Don't, please? 957 01:17:34,763 --> 01:17:37,266 We'll fix it right here, all right? 958 01:17:37,349 --> 01:17:40,018 I'll go get some money right now. 959 01:17:40,102 --> 01:17:42,479 Okay? Just don't be upset. 960 01:17:42,521 --> 01:17:45,315 Just -- You have to -- 961 01:17:45,357 --> 01:17:47,735 - Give me the camera. - Oh, God. 962 01:17:51,405 --> 01:17:54,074 Just the telephoto. 963 01:17:56,285 --> 01:17:59,037 That should be enough. 964 01:19:05,312 --> 01:19:08,023 - How are you, Walter? - Connie? 965 01:19:08,107 --> 01:19:10,025 I can't believe this. 966 01:19:10,109 --> 01:19:12,486 - Oh, boy.- 967 01:19:12,569 --> 01:19:15,572 My God, I haven't seen you in ten years. 968 01:19:15,614 --> 01:19:19,368 - Looking the worse for wear. - Hello. I'm Harper. 969 01:19:20,994 --> 01:19:24,790 Hello. Well, what a great surprise. Come on in. 970 01:19:24,873 --> 01:19:26,792 Come on. 971 01:19:28,127 --> 01:19:30,295 So you were in the neighborhood, huh? 972 01:19:30,379 --> 01:19:34,633 Rebecca's at the store. She'll be sorry she missed you. You should've called first. 973 01:19:34,675 --> 01:19:37,469 You know me. Never know where I'm gonna show up. 974 01:19:37,511 --> 01:19:41,181 - Can I get you two something to drink? - No, thanks. I'm fine. 975 01:19:41,265 --> 01:19:43,183 Sure. What do you got? 976 01:19:43,267 --> 01:19:45,644 Uh... come on in the kitchen. 977 01:19:47,479 --> 01:19:49,440 She's gorgeous! 978 01:19:49,481 --> 01:19:53,026 - How the hell do you do it, you lucky shit? - Shh, shh. 979 01:19:54,778 --> 01:19:58,282 How's life? What brings you down here to lotus land? 980 01:19:58,365 --> 01:20:00,659 Actually, I came down here to hang a show. 981 01:20:00,743 --> 01:20:03,245 - No kidding? - Mm-hmm. 982 01:20:05,330 --> 01:20:09,001 - Bourbon with that? - Yeah,just a splash. 983 01:20:13,756 --> 01:20:16,633 Mmm, yeah, I got an opening next week... 984 01:20:16,675 --> 01:20:18,927 a-at a gallery on La Cienega. 985 01:20:19,011 --> 01:20:20,929 - Good for you. - Mm-hmm. 986 01:20:21,013 --> 01:20:24,183 - All new stuff, or -- - Actually, I got the prints with me. 987 01:20:24,224 --> 01:20:26,602 - Do you want to take a look? - Sure. 988 01:20:26,685 --> 01:20:29,021 Let's wait for Rebecca. She'll be dying to see them. 989 01:20:29,104 --> 01:20:33,025 I raised my prices recently, except for old friends. 990 01:20:33,066 --> 01:20:35,110 Oh. 991 01:20:35,194 --> 01:20:38,447 I have a book coming out next year. 992 01:20:38,530 --> 01:20:41,075 After that, they're gonna be worth three -- 993 01:20:41,158 --> 01:20:44,745 five times what I'm asking for them now. 994 01:20:47,039 --> 01:20:49,124 You know, Connie, 995 01:20:49,208 --> 01:20:51,460 Rebecca and me, we're retired now. 996 01:20:51,543 --> 01:20:54,213 We're not much into the art-buying business anymore. 997 01:20:54,296 --> 01:20:57,466 Oh, I mean, your stuff is great, but, uh, 998 01:20:57,549 --> 01:20:59,968 we've already got three of yours. 999 01:21:01,595 --> 01:21:03,806 Walter, uh, 1000 01:21:03,889 --> 01:21:06,558 I hate to ask you this, you know. 1001 01:21:06,642 --> 01:21:08,560 It's not easy for me. 1002 01:21:08,644 --> 01:21:12,147 Connie, uh, we haven't seen each other for ten years. 1003 01:21:12,231 --> 01:21:14,483 Mm-hmm. Long time, long time. 1004 01:21:14,566 --> 01:21:18,487 It's just that my cameras are in the shop and I can't make any money until I get them out, 1005 01:21:18,570 --> 01:21:21,490 and I can't get them out until I make some money. 1006 01:21:21,573 --> 01:21:26,412 - I'm surprised. I don't know what to say. - It's an unusual situation. 1007 01:21:26,453 --> 01:21:30,082 - So you couldn't make it to the bank. - Yeah, that's right. 1008 01:21:30,165 --> 01:21:33,293 - Yeah. - Well, maybe I can help you out with a little something. 1009 01:21:46,598 --> 01:21:49,601 How much did he give us? 1010 01:21:51,019 --> 01:21:52,938 Forty bucks? 1011 01:21:54,648 --> 01:21:57,109 Not enough to get home. 1012 01:21:58,694 --> 01:22:02,114 I guess we will have to pawn the fucking camera. 1013 01:22:03,449 --> 01:22:05,743 I never took a picture. 1014 01:22:08,912 --> 01:22:13,083 You're pawning the camera, and I never took a single picture, not one. 1015 01:22:20,549 --> 01:22:23,927 Well... now's my chance, right? 1016 01:22:25,804 --> 01:22:28,474 Stop it. 1017 01:22:28,557 --> 01:22:31,143 Stop it. 1018 01:22:31,226 --> 01:22:33,604 Stop it, Harper! 1019 01:22:33,645 --> 01:22:36,899 - Stop it. Harper, stop it. - Oh, come on, Connie. 1020 01:22:36,982 --> 01:22:40,277 - Just one finger,just one toe! - Stop it, stop it! 1021 01:24:04,027 --> 01:24:06,488 Connie? 1022 01:24:08,365 --> 01:24:10,284 Yes, baby? 1023 01:24:11,410 --> 01:24:13,954 I love you so much. 1024 01:24:18,709 --> 01:24:21,378 I know. 1025 01:24:21,420 --> 01:24:23,380 I know. 1026 01:24:25,048 --> 01:24:26,967 I love you too. 1027 01:24:29,428 --> 01:24:32,806 I love you so much, I don't know what I'll do. 1028 01:24:48,489 --> 01:24:50,824 I could use a drink. 1029 01:24:54,495 --> 01:24:56,455 Me too. 1030 01:24:56,497 --> 01:25:00,084 There's a liquor store. Did you see it? 1031 01:25:00,167 --> 01:25:02,711 - Across the parking lot? - Uh-huh. 1032 01:25:04,254 --> 01:25:06,882 Could you run across there and get us a bottle? 1033 01:25:06,965 --> 01:25:08,884 Yeah. 1034 01:25:10,969 --> 01:25:13,055 You want anything else? 1035 01:25:13,138 --> 01:25:15,057 No. 1036 01:25:16,767 --> 01:25:18,685 Here. 1037 01:25:20,729 --> 01:25:22,648 Take your bag. 1038 01:25:24,775 --> 01:25:27,069 They might want I.D. 1039 01:25:27,152 --> 01:25:29,988 You know, you look like a kid. 1040 01:25:33,826 --> 01:25:36,495 And your jacket. 1041 01:25:36,578 --> 01:25:38,997 It's cold out there. 1042 01:25:41,208 --> 01:25:43,168 It's not cold. 1043 01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:48,549 Go. 1044 01:25:51,301 --> 01:25:53,220 Come with me. 1045 01:25:56,223 --> 01:25:58,183 I'll watch. 1046 01:26:00,727 --> 01:26:04,022 You'll watch me cross the parking lot? 1047 01:26:13,198 --> 01:26:15,159 Who wouldn't? 1048 01:26:18,454 --> 01:26:21,582 No. No. 1049 01:26:21,665 --> 01:26:23,584 Go on now, Guinevere. 1050 01:26:33,427 --> 01:26:35,387 Go on. 1051 01:26:46,064 --> 01:26:48,025 I'm coming right back. 1052 01:26:49,526 --> 01:26:53,197 I'm gonna go to the liquor store, then I'm coming right back. 1053 01:26:53,238 --> 01:26:55,824 Okay. 1054 01:26:55,908 --> 01:26:58,160 I'll be right here. 1055 01:28:13,944 --> 01:28:15,863 Connie. 1056 01:29:25,724 --> 01:29:28,018 Hi. 1057 01:29:28,060 --> 01:29:30,395 April? 1058 01:29:30,437 --> 01:29:33,565 Hi, Harper. 1059 01:29:33,649 --> 01:29:37,361 Come in. The others are, uh, already here. 1060 01:29:45,077 --> 01:29:46,995 He's resting. 1061 01:29:49,790 --> 01:29:52,042 - Harper, hey. How you doin'? - Billie. 1062 01:29:52,084 --> 01:29:55,170 - I heard about your photography. - You did? 1063 01:29:55,254 --> 01:29:58,090 My dealer knows your dealer, and he says you're doing a show at Cole-Swensky. 1064 01:29:58,132 --> 01:30:00,092 - That's so great. - Thank you. 1065 01:30:00,134 --> 01:30:02,928 - Do you know Cindy? - We've actually met before. 1066 01:30:03,011 --> 01:30:05,848 - Hi. - I'm over it. 1067 01:30:05,931 --> 01:30:09,059 - Linda, this is Harper. - Class of '81. 1068 01:30:10,436 --> 01:30:12,771 It's good to meet you. 1069 01:30:14,022 --> 01:30:17,067 So are we all here? Is this everybody? 1070 01:30:17,109 --> 01:30:20,738 - Mm-mmm. We're missing Jessica. - Pre-Billie, post-me. 1071 01:30:20,821 --> 01:30:24,032 - She's stuck in a shoot in Alaska, right? - She sent a fish. 1072 01:30:24,116 --> 01:30:27,035 Oh, that was good of her. 1073 01:30:32,166 --> 01:30:36,128 I found a bottle, and there's still somethin'in it. 1074 01:30:36,211 --> 01:30:38,964 Quick, before he crawls out of bed and grabs it from you. 1075 01:30:39,047 --> 01:30:42,593 You two are so unkind. Give me some. 1076 01:30:42,634 --> 01:30:46,096 I could only get him to swallow one spoonful of soup. 1077 01:30:46,180 --> 01:30:48,265 I think on top of everything, 1078 01:30:48,348 --> 01:30:51,435 he's a little uneasy about all of us being here at once. 1079 01:30:51,518 --> 01:30:56,482 It's not like we're gonna talk about the size of his dick while he's dying in the next room. 1080 01:30:56,523 --> 01:30:58,609 Well, actually, as I recall -- 1081 01:30:58,650 --> 01:31:01,653 What? I was gonna say something nice. 1082 01:31:04,656 --> 01:31:06,575 Cheers. 1083 01:31:08,994 --> 01:31:11,997 He wanted you all here. 1084 01:31:12,039 --> 01:31:14,750 He asked me to call you. 1085 01:31:14,833 --> 01:31:17,586 Last week, when I came by to get the rest of my stuff, 1086 01:31:17,669 --> 01:31:20,923 I found him on the floor over there. 1087 01:31:21,006 --> 01:31:23,926 He looked like he was there for a while, and he wasn't even conscious. 1088 01:31:24,009 --> 01:31:26,929 So I, uh, took him to the hospital, 1089 01:31:27,012 --> 01:31:29,681 and they checked him over, and they told me... 1090 01:31:29,765 --> 01:31:32,017 it was too late to do anything. 1091 01:31:32,059 --> 01:31:35,270 Just let him die at home. 1092 01:31:37,022 --> 01:31:39,441 What does that mean? 1093 01:31:39,525 --> 01:31:41,443 Die how? 1094 01:31:41,527 --> 01:31:43,779 I mean, what's gonna happen? 1095 01:31:43,862 --> 01:31:46,990 What about after? 1096 01:31:48,534 --> 01:31:53,997 I don't know how to take care of him. I have finals next week. 1097 01:31:56,875 --> 01:31:59,920 He was helping me with my paintings. 1098 01:32:01,672 --> 01:32:05,342 He was helping me with a lot of things, 1099 01:32:05,384 --> 01:32:07,803 and I really needed that, you know. 1100 01:32:07,886 --> 01:32:09,888 Oh, God. 1101 01:32:09,972 --> 01:32:12,433 I shouldn't have left him. 1102 01:32:16,311 --> 01:32:20,107 It was hard, but I could have stayed. 1103 01:32:23,819 --> 01:32:27,322 He only wanted five years. 1104 01:32:28,741 --> 01:32:31,326 Don't worry, April. 1105 01:32:31,410 --> 01:32:33,912 He got a lot more than that. 1106 01:32:35,664 --> 01:32:37,916 I wonder who was his favorite. 1107 01:32:42,045 --> 01:32:45,716 - I think it was April. - Definitely April. 1108 01:32:50,679 --> 01:32:52,765 - Cheers. - Cheers. 1109 01:32:54,099 --> 01:32:56,935 We know, sweetie. We know. 1110 01:32:58,604 --> 01:33:00,564 Poor baby. 1111 01:33:08,072 --> 01:33:10,908 - Are you sure you wanna stay? - Yeah. 1112 01:33:12,159 --> 01:33:15,245 Well... we said our good-byes. 1113 01:33:16,538 --> 01:33:18,749 I gave him a blow job. 1114 01:33:21,627 --> 01:33:23,587 I'm just kidding. 1115 01:33:28,717 --> 01:33:31,095 I have to get back to Ed. 1116 01:33:31,136 --> 01:33:34,681 Okay. Sleep well, all right? 1117 01:33:34,765 --> 01:33:38,477 Yeah. Call me if anything happens, okay? 1118 01:33:38,560 --> 01:33:41,271 Yeah, I will. 1119 01:33:41,313 --> 01:33:43,982 - Thanks. - Okay. Take care. 1120 01:33:44,066 --> 01:33:46,110 Okay. You too. 1121 01:34:06,505 --> 01:34:08,465 Hello, Guinevere. 1122 01:34:50,382 --> 01:34:54,136 - I have something for you. - What is it? 1123 01:34:54,219 --> 01:34:56,513 It's your life's work. 1124 01:35:03,061 --> 01:35:07,441 Don't have a heart attack, but we thought we'd give you one last look. 1125 01:35:08,525 --> 01:35:10,986 It's from all the Guineveres. 1126 01:35:14,073 --> 01:35:16,033 Thank you. 1127 01:35:18,202 --> 01:35:20,662 I wanted to talk to you about April. 1128 01:35:20,746 --> 01:35:25,542 I wanted to ask you if you could keep her on the right track, 1129 01:35:25,584 --> 01:35:28,587 make sure she doesn't start painting fruit bowls. 1130 01:35:30,214 --> 01:35:32,299 I'll look after her. 1131 01:35:33,926 --> 01:35:36,386 And get her to read... 1132 01:35:36,428 --> 01:35:39,306 the fundamental works. 1133 01:35:39,389 --> 01:35:41,725 She doesn't like to read. 1134 01:35:43,268 --> 01:35:45,395 Is there anything else? 1135 01:35:45,437 --> 01:35:47,439 Um, my negatives. 1136 01:35:47,481 --> 01:35:50,067 There's a few thousand of them. 1137 01:35:50,109 --> 01:35:53,320 Are there any instructions on how you want them printed? 1138 01:35:55,948 --> 01:35:57,866 Instructions? 1139 01:35:57,950 --> 01:35:59,868 For you? 1140 01:36:02,663 --> 01:36:05,249 You don't need instructions. 1141 01:36:10,963 --> 01:36:13,841 I've been finding that dying is a hell of a time... 1142 01:36:13,924 --> 01:36:15,843 not to believe in God. 1143 01:36:18,262 --> 01:36:20,639 You can laugh if you want. 1144 01:36:25,686 --> 01:36:28,063 I've, uh -- I've been trying to picture... 1145 01:36:28,147 --> 01:36:30,732 what it's going to be like at the end. 1146 01:36:30,816 --> 01:36:34,778 I was wondering if you could give me some kind of an image. 1147 01:36:36,155 --> 01:36:38,490 You've always been good at that. 1148 01:36:42,119 --> 01:36:45,789 I mean, wh -- like what? Um -- 1149 01:36:45,873 --> 01:36:49,543 Are there going to be dancing girls singing "The International"? 1150 01:36:49,626 --> 01:36:52,296 Whatever you like. 1151 01:36:52,337 --> 01:36:54,673 Connie, this, uh -- 1152 01:36:57,551 --> 01:37:00,512 this isn't easy for me. 1153 01:37:00,596 --> 01:37:03,932 I mean, two years ago -- 1154 01:37:04,016 --> 01:37:06,268 even, uh -- even one year ago, 1155 01:37:06,351 --> 01:37:08,312 I couldn't have come. 1156 01:37:08,353 --> 01:37:11,273 It's taken me four years to get here. 1157 01:37:14,068 --> 01:37:16,028 Do you understand? 1158 01:37:18,614 --> 01:37:21,283 I understand, Harper. 1159 01:37:21,366 --> 01:37:24,703 It's taken me four years to get here too. 1160 01:37:28,248 --> 01:37:30,334 Okay. 1161 01:37:32,211 --> 01:37:34,171 Okay, Connie. 1162 01:37:36,340 --> 01:37:39,927 You want me to give you an image? Here's what I'll do for you. 1163 01:37:40,010 --> 01:37:43,055 I'll make it the Connie special. 1164 01:37:43,138 --> 01:37:45,557 You'll find yourself down in your hallway, 1165 01:37:45,599 --> 01:37:48,811 only it's much brighter and cleaner than you've ever seen it before. 1166 01:37:48,894 --> 01:37:51,480 And you feel yourself starting to float. 1167 01:37:51,563 --> 01:37:55,067 And let's see. I don't want you to be lonely in there, so... 1168 01:37:55,150 --> 01:37:57,986 you look to the side, and there's Linda dancing and smiling... 1169 01:37:58,070 --> 01:38:00,697 as you glide past. 1170 01:38:03,617 --> 01:38:06,412 Okay, I know it's corny, but you asked for it, 1171 01:38:06,495 --> 01:38:09,748 and I'm here to please. 1172 01:38:09,832 --> 01:38:12,584 So you keep floating down your hallway, and a little further down, 1173 01:38:12,668 --> 01:38:14,670 there's Billie. 1174 01:38:17,089 --> 01:38:22,052 She's taken her long hair out of those braids of hers and she's waving good-bye. 1175 01:38:22,094 --> 01:38:24,888 You see? Dying really isn't so bad. 1176 01:38:24,930 --> 01:38:28,892 And you're feeling pretty good about yourself when Cindy appears. 1177 01:38:28,934 --> 01:38:32,729 All is forgiven. Well, wait a minute. 1178 01:38:32,771 --> 01:38:35,607 I think she just said, "Kiss my ass. " 1179 01:38:35,649 --> 01:38:37,735 Now you turn your head to the left, 1180 01:38:37,776 --> 01:38:40,946 and there's the seamstress you never thought I knew about. 1181 01:38:41,029 --> 01:38:44,616 I bet you're picturing her naked. You're so predictable. 1182 01:38:50,456 --> 01:38:54,960 And now you turn your head to the right, and there I am. 1183 01:38:55,043 --> 01:38:57,755 Of course I look unspeakably beautiful. 1184 01:38:59,298 --> 01:39:03,051 "I loved you the best, " you call out as you pass by me. 1185 01:39:03,135 --> 01:39:05,679 And I blow you a kiss. 1186 01:39:09,558 --> 01:39:12,436 Now you're almost at the end of the hallway. 1187 01:39:12,478 --> 01:39:16,148 Do you see April? She's still crying, the poor thing. 1188 01:39:16,231 --> 01:39:20,069 Well, we all did that for a while, but that's another story. 1189 01:39:26,700 --> 01:39:30,370 And now you've reached the end of the hallway. 1190 01:39:30,454 --> 01:39:33,832 What do you think is waiting for you, Connie? 1191 01:39:33,916 --> 01:39:36,293 Is it heaven, or is it hell? 1192 01:39:39,296 --> 01:39:42,466 It's a beautiful 1 9-year-old girl with an overbite. 1193 01:39:42,549 --> 01:39:46,220 You know the type, and she's waiting for you. 1194 01:39:46,303 --> 01:39:49,139 And just as you reach your hand out to touch her cheek, 1195 01:39:49,181 --> 01:39:52,017 you see that what she's holding is a camera. 1196 01:39:52,101 --> 01:39:54,812 And as she lifts it to her face, guess what? 1197 01:39:55,896 --> 01:39:58,524 It's your old F-2, 1198 01:39:58,607 --> 01:40:03,445 the one you left at the pawn shop too long and thought was gone forever. 1199 01:40:03,529 --> 01:40:06,073 But now this pretty girl has it, 1200 01:40:07,366 --> 01:40:09,743 and she's turning it on you. 1201 01:40:12,162 --> 01:40:14,706 "Smile, "she says, 1202 01:40:15,290 --> 01:40:17,209 and you do. 1203 01:40:28,887 --> 01:40:32,891 And suddenly the flash goes off with a brilliant white burst of light, 1204 01:40:32,975 --> 01:40:37,104 the brightest, purest light you've ever seen. 1205 01:40:42,192 --> 01:40:44,194 And that will be all.